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FLiRTiNG SCHOLAR
What's going on?
I've waited for 6 hours, why hasn't he come out yet?
Usually, he will come out not more than 4 hours.
Put the rubbish in front of the door.
Yes.
Let's fight for it...
I have gotten the calligraphy of Tong Pak-Fu.
Give it to me...
It's mine...
Master. Isn't one dish of soy enough?
Slowly, please.
Many people come for your paintings,
why don't you bother?
I have no mood to draw.
Give them two more baskets of rubbish, that's it.
Yes.
Mr. Chuck.
Brother Tong.
Mr. Chuck.
Help, Brother Tong.
I think you must have lost all you money again.
You understand me so well.
Among the "Four Scholars",
Everyone knows you love gambling.
"Having no money, to live comfortably",
it is your motto, right?
You are flattering me!
You're born to be a free-liver.
In fact, you are much more luckier than me.
But...
you lose so much money per every two days
and you come to seek help from me after losing money,
I don't think I can help you forever.
Sure!
Because of that, I tried to risk for the last time.
But I lost the money which I could earn till my death.
That's 300,000 taels.
So, I have to beg you to draw 30 paintings...
in order to save my life.
I understand pretty well.
Shui, go out first.
Yes, master.
Damn you, don't you think I owe you that?
You need 30 paintings?
No way!
Please!
It's my fault,
I am now begging you to forgive me.
You should remember that I lent you the blue magazine when you were a child!
Also, I always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich!
Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,
they want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.
Otherwise, they'll kill me! Will you help me or not?
One hour? Well, since you are my brother,
I will write your lament for your funeral.
Say, "A bastard" or "A scumbag", which one do you like?
Choose between these two.
Pak Fu, don't be that mean to me.
I swear if I gamble again,
I will be terribly raped by an ugly woman until death.
Or until my dick to be rotten.
Is it OK?
You made such worst oath!
OK, I will save you for the last time.
Man, give me the stationery.
You are such a heroic friend, so righteous!
Cut the crap, undress.
Undress?
What are you doing?
What?
Fantastic!
It's worth of being tortured like this!
What is it called?
It's great!
It's called "Great Eagle".
It is worth over 300,000 taels.
Don't bother me again.
Sure!
But you really amazed me.
You used my nipples as flowers.
You used my palms as trees.
My ass is painted as stone.
Cloud and mountains are drawn on my feet.
About the eagle,
which part of my body is used?
It's your penis.
I guessed it correctly.
It's great! How wonderful!
I only used your penis to draw the little worm hung in the eagle's mouth.
How come you think it's great and wonderful?
That's good!
It's useful anyway.
Tong Pak-Fu was born in Ming Dynasty,
in the year of Tiger.
He was named Tong Yan.
Yan was born in the year of Tiger, so he was also named as Pak Fu.
He was very clever and was good in writing poems and paintings.
He was the leading scholar of the "Four Scholars" in Ming Dynasty.
So Tong Yan was the idol of many people.
He was envied by many men
because he had 8 pretty wives.
He seemed to be the most lucky guy in the world!
Hands up, do you have money?
Please lend it to me first.
Kidding! So poor are you!
Pay me now.
You have got money, we can keep on playing now.
You always win,
I wonder, are you a swindler?
I'm lucky indeed!
Honeys, come and eat the chicken wings!
Why are you that late?
Hey, are you ready?
We're ready...
Oh, my painting of "Hundred Flowers"!
Please lend it to me to be a mat for the table.
Don't be so mean!
You are not dying, you may draw another one any time you like.
But...
Cut the crap, play with me.
Choi Choi, make it three, four thirty.
Drink it!
Hurry up!
"Chinese Poems - Tong Yan"
what are you doing?
Oh, my poetry!
Look at it, the table is not well balanced,
one book is not enough,
bring me two more please.
You lost.
You lost again.
I lost again?
Why a bird is missing from my painting?
Cut the crap!
I have lost a bird from my mahjong.
So I cut the head to represent the lost one
No big deal!
You...
Mom, what are you doing?
Mom wants to suicide!
Go and take a look of her now...
Hold it, let's finish this game first.
Watch mine, I am the winner.
You jinx!
Money, please.
Mom, are you crazy?
I am useless,
I've married you to 8 wives,
but you aren't satisfied,
You always have a long face.
I think I have to kill myself
why did you say so?
I didn't blame you!
Pak Fu, you are young and successful.
You are rich and you have so many wives,
You should be the happiest guy in the world. Right?
I haven't said I am unhappy.
So, why do you always have a long face?
Don't you think your wives match you?
It's easy to get a wife but not easy to get the right one who understands me well.
Although they are my wives,
they don't really understand my mind.
Don't you think we can't match you?
We'd better suicide!
What? 8 of you will be hanging together?
How amazing!
Help!
Daughters-in-law, are you alright?
Pak Fu, do you want them all to have suicide?
Will you feel happy about that?
I don't mean...
Let me go, I want to die...
Don't do that!
Mother-in-law, let us die.
Pak Fu, can you say something?
Shut up! Listen to me!
It's my fault,
all of you are very nice.
Cultured and civilized.
But I should have appreciated, it's my fault.
Sorry, please forgive me.
I am so happy about that!
Hubby, smile, come on.
Come on, smile.
Be happy.
Come on, smile.
Why don't you laugh happily?
You should laugh happily!
Come on, be happy.
Show us a happy look.
Let's play...
Pak Fu, see, they always want you to be happy.
Don't misunderstand them again,
got me?
Madam, King Ning sends someone here to visit Young Master.
King Ning?
King Ning is planning a rebellion.
Doesn't he want to recruit you?
Anyway,
just ask them to leave. I don't want to see them.
Madam, they...
where is Tong Pak-Fu?
Our Majesty wants him to be his military consultant.
Ask him to come out now.
I am sorry,
my son is very sick, he can't receive you.
Please express our sincere thanks to His Majesty.
Please go back!
What a coincidence!
Those we want to recruit always get sick.
But, it's been predicted by Our Majesty already.
He asked us to bring the doctor here
to check his sickness!
Madam...
Tong Pak-Fu.
Isn't he sick?
He... he has been seriously sick!
But, how come a patient...
to have a good appetite to eat chicken wings?
Yes, it's strange... why?
It's simple, because...
I love chicken wings.
But your mom says you are going to die.
That's why he has to eat more before he dies.
If he don't eat now, he will have no chance to eat.
Are you going to die?
I am going to die.
If I don't eat now, I will have no chance to eat.
But, he doesn't seem to be seriously sick.
Doctor, go to feel the pulse of Mr. Tong.
To see how serious is his sickness.
His pulse is normal.
I don't think he is sick!
How is he?
Can I be saved?
Let me try.
What's wrong with him?
I haven't experienced such a messy pulse.
What did you feel?
Music!
What?
I think, you should have to prepare for your funeral.
See you, Mr. Tong.
We shouldn't have wasted our time...
to recruit a dying man, let's go.
Doctor, please save my...
Bastard, kneel down.
Do you remember?
You took an oath in front of your dad's grave,
you never show others to know your Kung-fu!
Why have you shown Kung-fu just then?
I remember, but it was an emergency.
I just used my Kung-fu
to change my pulse only, no big deal.
But, in case...
if our enemies discover that...
you are the successor of Tong's Family...
you will be in danger.
Mom, who are our enemies?
Why don't you tell me?
I was afraid you'd look for trouble
since you were young.
But, you've grown up,
I should tell you anyway.
We have 2 enemies.
One is called "Evil Scholar".
He fought with your dad
for the ranking championship of weapon.
I was afraid he would play tricks,
So I stayed and watched over their duel.
Let me trap you instead.
Brother Tinho, you will be the winner, don't worry.
Higher than you.
Go to hell.
What is it?
Chussy.
Watch out.
Go to hell.
Chussy, you...
Be careful!
No way! I have to use the last stance!
Go to hell.
Chussy,
what the hell are you doing here?
I...
Be careful!
Don't go, you should tell me what you are doing here.
I love you, so I want to help you.
Don't you think the red beans can help me?
It's not red beans,
it's my new invention - Tiny Bombs!
What? Tiny... what?
Don't look down on it,
it's really powerful when it blow.
What? Powerful... what? It will blow?
Damn you, Chussy, do you want to play tricks?
The Killing Sword Stance of the "Evil Scholar"?
In the most critical moment,
your dad attacked him...
with the most horrible weapon in the world,
he changed the whole situation.
Watch out.
My wonder Spear!
Where is the spearhead?
Why?
That's why dad died in great sorrow.
He couldn't imagine
Evil Scholar could break the steel-made spearhead.
Before his death,
he made an invincible spearhead!
It was because he worried that "Evil Scholar" would kill our whole family.
How about another enemy?
Who is the next one?
She was your dad's girlfriend, she fought with me for your dad.
But she married later.
I don't think you will meet her again.
Get lost, don't bother me to have gambling.
Mom, I want to leave home for few days.
I will seek shelter.
I am afraid the people from King Ning will come to bother us again.
You should bring along the invincible spearhead with you
for your safety.
Bear in mind!
Let's play... Come on.
Since your dad lost in the duel,
Now, on the rank of weapon,
the Killing Sword of Evil Scholar is the 1st runner-up.
Our Tong's Spear is the 2nd runner-up.
Siu Lee's Dagger is the 3rd runner-up.
Move!
Who is the champion?
The mom of Dagger Siu lee,
but she passed away.
Oh, what a pity!
Cut the crap, why not play with me?
Choi Choi, bingo, make it six.
Drink it.
You are too poor to compete with me.
- Get lost! - I wanna play with mother-in-law.
Choi Choi, make it three, why not nine...
You lost, drink it.
I won't scare.
I am so miserable.
My wives are abnormal housewives.
But others envy me so much.
In fact, I am lonely.
Look, the "Four Scholars" are over there.
Go and have a look, hurry up...
You can never escape.
Brother Pak Fu, there is a crowd of people.
We come here for a tour,
that's why the girls are that crazy.
That's why!
Pals,
why not have a poem competition?
Very good idea!
Why don't you start first? Brother Man-bun.
I am the best in this field.
"There are many geese under the mountain."
"They rushed down to the river."
"Let's roast a goose."
"After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw."
Good, very good.
Very good!
Isn't it that funny?
I wonder, why is he always so enjoy when he is in a trip?
I envy him so much.
Be frank,
he is the best in writing poems among the "Four Scholars".
And he is an excellent artist.
He is really a great genius!
Right! I envy him his talent for music.
He is very good in playing musical instruments.
That's right, I know playing...
all kinds of musical instruments.
Recently I have studied a new kind of western music,
it's great!
Let's play it together if we've a chance.
Sure.
But I envy you...
because of your wives.
Everybody knows your eight wives...
are so pretty.
I don't think you will have any regrets in your life.
I envy you so much.
Bravo...
There is something attractive.
See, there is a beauty on the bridge.
She seems to be lonely.
Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.
To let us learn from you!
Well...
It's the welfare for your friends, so?
I am glad to demonstrate it.
Go.
Miss.
What's the matter?
Go, go...
May I put my head on your shoulder?
Is it OK?
No,
I am a girl, a decent girl.
I know, I want to make my friends happy, that's all.
In fact, I am Tong Pak-Fu.
So what?
I don't know you.
I will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.
How about paying you 1 tael?
Who do you think I am?
Make it ten.
That's too expensive, why don't you rob?
Right, I am robber.
Give me all your money.
Go to hell.
Punch you!
What's wrong?
No need to punch her like that?
Robber! It's a ladyboy!
Ladyboy?
I love it. Hold it.
Damn it. He is being the first to!
Look, so many people!
Yes, it's crowded.
Chung-heung, Ha-heung, shut up,
behave yourselves.
What's going on?
Madam wah and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.
The maids are all pretty,
especially Chou-heung.
Who is she? Who is Chou-heung?
Look! That way.
Chou-heung.
Damn, she is not pretty at all.
You know,
pretty woman is like flowers.
You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.
Look once more.
Pretty woman!
Woo, she is really pretty!
Let's go in the temple together.
To look for fun!
You will be our leader!
Follow me.
Give me...
Make way... go that way!
Let's use of any chance to take their advantage.
Sure.
Give the beggars some bread.
Yes, Madam.
Give it to me.
Go.
Go!
Be merciful!
I want any kind of bread. Come on.
It's yours, everyone will get his share.
Don't fight for it. It's yours.
I haven't eaten for a long time,
please give me some bread.
Auntie, this is for you.
Help! I am damn hungry!
Are you hungry? Eat this.
What? One is not enough?
One more for you.
Come over, here are some bread!
Be good, come on, eat this.
I've got it,
the most pretty smile is the smile with love.
I have found my dream lover.
She is Chou-heung.
Miss, are you coming to worship God?
It's good to worship God, so you will be blessed.
Let me do it for you.
To worship God...
"It's prohibited to speak loudly in the temple."
Pal, chase the ship of Madam wah.
Fine!
Be careful...
Sir, you are wise
to choose my ship.
My ship is the most speedy one.
Really?
Hey, your ship is sinking.
Yes! It's speedy to sink as I said before.
What's wrong?
I am in a hurry!
I think you are chasing Chou-heung.
How do you know that?
I have seen many rich guys of your kind before.
But it's useless
to court her outside wah's house.
What good idea will you suggest?
You should go and work inside wah's house.
Suggest some idea to me please.
No problem. It depends on your offer.
Alright. I will follow your advice.
Listen to me...
You can't move no matter what happens! OK?
You said you would pay me!
Don't cheat me!
How can I cheat a wise guy like you?
That's right.
Cheap man!
A brand new cheap man for sale.
Come and have a look!
I'm so poor!
Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?
But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.
I don't want too.
You look familiar,
where did I see you before?
Really?
It doesn't matter, let's make friends now.
Why don't you be merciful, buy me please.
What a pity?
We need a workman indeed, why not...
I am poor, I want to sell myself to bury my whole family!
Kidding?!
Be merciful,
my family died last night.
I am sick with tuberculosis too, why not buy me?
May be, I'll cut half price!
He is miserable,
why not buy him to be our workman?
So, buy him.
Lady, first come first serve, I come first.
It's not a matter of priority.
He has to bury his whole family
and you have to bury your dad only.
I do want to help you, but it's difficult for me to buy two.
But, I am miserable too.
Then show me how miserable you are.
Well, I...
See how dirty are my fingernails?
It's miserable, right?
Wong Choi, don't die! Don't die.
You have followed me for a long time,
you're so good to me.
But I have never given you sufficient food.
I am damn sorry.
Watch out!
Siu Keung, how are you?
Don't die, Siu Keung, don't die.
We have suffered for such a long time,
I treated you as my relative.
How can you leave me like this...
Sister Chou-heung, they are both miserable,
what'll we do?
Let's wait and see.
Damn!
Brother, wait.
Look at you, you look rich.
Why not go home and make a poor look first?
Look at me, I am thin, and see the abscess on my hands!
I am really miserable than you.
Pal, don't challenge me.
I hate to be challenged.
So what?
Are you pushing me?
I am miserable than you, so what?
Damn!
Go to hell!
See, my whole hand is broken.
Who is miserable now?
Don't go too far!
It's show-hand, so what?
I'll play with you.
OK, I will show-hand too.
Are you playing tricks with me?
I don't want my life either,
let's see how you can compete with me.
Who is miserable?
Bravo! You are really great. I'll be back!
Hey, he is dead, I can buy you now.
Really?
Yes.
5 taels more please.
How can you raise your price suddenly?
I want to bury him too.
What a good heart you have! Let's buy him.
Shek-lau, we cannot make decision.
We need to obtain permission from Madam first.
Come again early tomorrow morning.
I am going to ask Madam now.
Thank you, Miss Chou-heung.
Such a tempting smile!
Mom, I have got it.
Since you are so kind-hearted,
we're now buying you to be our workman.
Work for 2 years, any problem?
No problem.
Sign the agreement now.
I am signing.
Mo Chong-yuen has arrived.
Why don't you squat down?
Kid,
from today onwards, you are the workman of here.
"9527" is your number,
go to work now.
Life is difficult.
But you have to smile even you are scolded.
Life is difficult...
you have to smile even you are scolded.
Life is difficult...
1001, 1002, 1003, 1004...
How can you do like this?
Once more.
1, 2...
Hurry up.
Roast it carefully, reserve the best part for me.
It's time for dinner!
"Low ranking workmen and dogs are prohibited to enter without permission."
- Higher! - Make it higher!
It's funny...
There is a chance.
- The line is broken! - what'll we do?
What's happened?
"9527", get the kite down for us.
Hurry up.
I'm a low ranking workman,
it's not proper for me to come in.
We don't treat you as low ranking workman.
I just treat you as a dog!
Go and get it, go!
Up there.
Miss Chou-heung,
I didn't have a chance to thank you.
But it's destiny for us to meet again.
Don't worry about the kite, I will get it for you.
Cut the crap, go and get it back now.
Yes, yes.
"9527", be careful!
Thank you for your concern, Miss Chou-heung.
"9527", what's up? Are you alright?
I am alright.
But, I broke my arm.
You are too careless!
I scare nothing
if only I could get back the kite for you.
Just an arm, no big deal.
I am sorry, I shouldn't have blamed you.
Don't talk like this, no one can free from mistakes!
No way, no!
Forget it.
Don't go!
Great! They are lovers at last!
Why is he laughing?
Let's see what he is doing here!
"9527", what are you doing? Come down now.
Coming!
Watch out!
Chou-heung, I am coming.
I've heard that you've drawn her picture secretly.
Isn't it?
I have drawn many pictures,
which one do you mean?
Look what he has drawn.
How dare you!
How can you draw my pretty woman...
so ugly in your picture?
I am sorry. I don't have a talent for drawing.
Please give it back to me.
You are not gifted for drawing, you'd better quit!
I can't help letting you learn from my work!
This is what I call drawing, see!
You are really very great in drawing!
I admire you so much!
Let's have a look!
You know what is drawing now?
You are not only lazy, but also dare to complete with me for courting girls!
Beat him!
Stop fighting!
Stop, or I will inform Madam wah!
Stop!
I respect Miss Chou-heung, let's go.
Go!
Are you dying?
Not yet,
I will not die...
until I give you back the kite, Miss Chou-heung...
Let's go.
Not that easy!
You destroyed our kite, let's beat him!
Luckily I tried my best to protect my face,
thus my handsome look hasn't been changed.
Tonight I must tell her how deep I love her.
She will be touched!
Who dares to beat me?
It's me, the most pretty woman, Shek-lau.
It's you? Why did you hit me?
Go to hell!
Why?
Why? Because you deserved it.
Now, everybody knows...
you have drawn my picture secretly,
how can I face other people? I'd better die.
That's good idea.
Of course, you agree with this suggestion,
as you want to die with me, like Romeo and Juliet.
Damn you, I don't fall for you at all.
Miss Shek-lau, I think you've misunderstood something.
I treat you as my mom.
Mom?!
How dare you fall for your mom?!
My God, it's too bad and immoral!
But it's too exciting.
Come on, I've never done that before, I'm a little bit nervous.
Come on, hurry up.
Miss Shek-lau, are you crazy?
Don't talk, but do it now.
Don't feel tender because I am so pretty and civilized.
Try your best!
It's not lucky to meet such a hag!
Well done!
Boss!
Boss, we've heard that...
those four maids are all pretty.
Especially Chou-heung, she is so pretty!
We will leave Chou-heung with our boss, of course.
Sure!
Boss, how about this one? Should we kill him?
No, they are of our kind too.
Just let them faint.
Alright!
I think you are the famous "Four Perverted Heroes".
Yes, we are the famous "Four Perverted Heroes"
Be frank,
my nick name is "Twinkle twinkle little star...
how I wonder what you are! The Little wolf", Chow Pak Tung.
I haven't heard of your name!
This little wolf is so generous to screw this ugly woman,
no wonder he have the name of "Little wolf".
It's not a big deal.
I have tried some girls who were worse than her.
Woo! I respect you so much, may I call you "Big Brother"?
You are flattering me!
I've heard that you want to screw Chou-heung?
Yes.
If you don't mind, let me lead you into her room!
Do you want to screw her after me?
You first, of course.
Thank you.
Clean the shoes, don't leave any print.
Where is the Little wolf?
Find him to lead us.
Yes, brother.
"Tung-heung"
"Chou-heung"
I have got it.
"9527", why are you here?
What a big trouble! Chou-heung!
Some rapists have come for you.
I am scared,
what'll we do now?
I misled their way.
This house is so big,
they could hardly get here, why not...
what's wrong with your nose? It's bleeding.
It's hurt by the perverted thieves.
It's peanut, no big deal.
In order to save you, I scare nothing.
You'd better hide up first, come with me.
Be safe, let me take a look first.
Never mind, I am fine.
Stop, you are the perverted thief indeed!
Be frank, you can term me as a thief, but not a perverted thief.
You can call me a thief for love.
I won't care what kind of thief you are,
please stop playing tricks in front of me again.
For that will make me hate you more.
Once you find that you are framing me,
you will feel sorrow and regret.
But you'd better follow me to hide up first.
Get lost.
If there is thief,
you should inform Madam wah
rather than to sneak into here.
Don't think that...
you can take advantage from innocent girls.
I tell you, it doesn't matter to be poor,
but a man should be cultured.
If not even you are educated,
you are rubbish anyway.
Great! I'm a man,
I should beat you to death after hearing such insulting words.
But I will not do that, maybe you are right.
Maybe I am really a rubbish.
Maybe you are worse than rubbish.
I should call you bastard.
Good! I think you hate me so much.
But...
why did you give me 3 affectionate smiles?
Didn't I smile to you?
See, you smile affectionately again.
Even though I smiled to you,
it means teasing only, cause you are an idiot.
I see, it's a misunderstanding at all.
I am sorry, I am too stupid to misunderstand your smile.
But you are really in danger,
you'd be careful.
Why are there so many nonsense rubbish in this world?
I wonder, is Tong Pak-Fu the only ideal man in this world?
Only a romantic man...
can write such romantic poem!
"The temple is located inside the peach blossom garden."
"There is a fairy of peach blossom."
"The fairy of peach blossom planted the peach blossom trees."
"She traded the flowers for sweet wine."
"The people thought I was insane."
"But they don't really understand me."
"Can't you see the graves of the heroes?"
"No flowers, no wine, but who cares?"
I love this poem!
Why are you standing there?
You recited the poem of Tong Pak-Fu,
In fact, it's a kind of insult.
You are not qualified to recite his poem, get lost now.
Watch out, it's dangerous.
Chou-heung, I understand you at last.
How dare you! You have gone too far.
If you don't go out, I will not give you face anymore.
Don't push me to use the last stance.
Chou-heung, you are too impulsive.
I shouldn't blame you, you are still young.
But I really love...
"Cross Killing Rod"!
I couldn't help telling you the truth...
Listen, I am Tong... Pak... Fu!
Tong Pak-Fu?
So?
If you were Tong Pak-Fu, I was the Goddess!
Go to hell!
It's so destructive!
Little wolf, you are really perverted!
Wake up, Senior!
Senior?
Thieves! Come out to catch them!
Take her away.
Let me go!
Go!
Help, hands off!
Don't move, surrender now!
Eat the shit!
Don't let them go! Inform Madam!
Come on.
Attack!
Mo Chong-Yuen, how can these thieves come here?
Madam.
Speak up.
Madam,
I have seen "9527" staying with these people.
We can't believe that a thief is living within our house.
Take them to the police department.
I am framed, Madam.
Madam, I have picked up a book from the ground.
"Chinese Poems - Tong Yan"
Damn.
Whose book is it?
I've said many times, it is prohibited
to keep Tong Pak-Fu's stuff here.
Whose book is it? Confess now.
Chou-heung, do you know whose book is it?
Madam, I...
Tell me now.
Madam, I know.
Speak up.
It's mine.
If you want to punish, punish me please.
Mo Chong-Yuen.
Yes, Madam.
Whom should I punish?
Madam, please punish me.
Fine.
Take him out and chop him into pieces. Then feed our dogs.
Go...
Don't!
In fact, I wanted to mislead the thieves to save Chou-heung.
Madam...
I will not care what's the relationship between you and those thieves.
But, you deserve to be killed for keeping the book of Tong Yan.
Drag him away.
Madam, please listen to my explanation.
What explanation?
Madam, my hometown was located at Suzhou.
I'd a wealthy family.
But Tong Pak-Fu was such a bastard that,
he colluded with the government authorities,
and seized my wealth suddenly.
My Grand-dad argued with Tong,
but he was beaten to death.
My Grand mom scolded him, but was dragged to Tong's house,
how poor was she, she was raped over 100 times.
She hanged to death at last.
Tong then expelled my father and me from our hometown.
In order to feed my dad, I became a beggar.
But Tong Pak-Fu was so cruel,
he sent someone to attack us.
My father and I were beaten terribly.
I am stronger than my dad,
my father thus was beaten to death.
I will never forget this!
In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself.
Also I hope to earn money and study at the same time,
then I can be a scholar and gain power in the government, so that I can take revenge.
That's why I keep his poetry all the time
to remind me of him!
It's too exciting!
I couldn't help praising him.
No way, I can't show of this.
But, such feeling is amazing...
and let me fly.
Such a touching story!
He sang his story in the form of rap talk!
It's really interesting but touching!
I am all amazed.
And, about his creativity,
it's rich and powerful!
How creative he is!
Yes, he's creative!
I am now full of power!
Thank you, "9527".
Damn! It's a lousy rap only.
Let me perform.
"We need shitting after eating."
"Cleaning after shitting."
"Damn, damn, damn."
Oh, Tong Pak-Fu is your enemy!
Yes, Madam.
Madam, look at this man,
I don't think he is useless,
he seems to have been educated.
Now, there is a vacancy in the study room.
Why don't you ask him...
to serve young masters in schooling time?
Since Chou-heung ask for mercy, I will not kill you.
From now on, I will name you...
wah-shington!
Madam!
I don't think I match this name.
Well, I'll call you wah On.
Thank you.
I want Chou-heung to grind the ink for me to use.
Do you want to fight with me for Chou-heung?
I am elder than you, she is mine.
That's nonsense.
Do you want to fight with me?
Go ahead!
Damn you!
How dare you hurt your young brother! Go to hell.
How dare you hurt me! I want to teach you a lesson!
For Chou-heung, I will not care what is brotherhood!
It's lucky to be the servant.
It's within my expectation.
I come closer to Chou-heung.
I am in good mood, very good mood!
Where are the young masters?
Who are you?
I am the boy servant to serve young masters in scholar's study.
Oh, you are the jerk who disturbed us to sleep last night.
Right. Oh, you two look great!
I am pleased to serve you two.
I love this.
OK, I will treat you as human being from now on.
Bring me the tea.
Sorry, I don't do three things in my life.
What?
I won't serve others tea.
I won't wash the clothes and clean the floor.
I won't tidy the bed.
Then you are same kind of us.
What do you know then?
I know...
playing all kinds of music!
I know fortune telling.
I am keen on courting women too.
Really?
Show us something now.
I don't think it's convenient to demonstrate right here.
I think you are bluffing!
If you are great in fortune telling, tell something about us.
Shit, I don't think you are capable of telling anything.
If I am correct, you two must be...
mentally retarded.
You are great to tell the truth!
I admire you so much!
May I call you Big Brother?
I don't mind, from now on,
bring me tea and tidy my bed.
Wah Man, wah Mo,
why do you squat down on the ground?
We are greeting him as our big brother.
How can you be their big brother?
It's just ajoke,
please forgive me.
No, wah On, we will follow you.
Young kid.
How dare you recruit my fellows to your party? Who are you?
May I know your name?
May I know your name first?
No, may I know your name?
No, may I know your name first?
I have to know your name first.
I will tell you my name after knowing your name.
I won't tell you my name unless you tell me yours first.
No way. I came from Sanshui.
I am the teacher of wah's family.
Who are you?
I came from Suzhou,
I am a boy servant in wah's family.
That's all about me.
How dare you!
Can you see what tattoo I have?
You can know how powerful I am.
I will kill any one if he is blocking my way!
Man, Mo.
Sir, what are you doing?
What's wrong with him?
Dad, you killed teacher accidentally.
Congratulation! You killed him!
No! No!
I saw teacher asking God to adhere to him,
he thought he was invincible.
But he failed. So he stabbed himself to death.
Isn't it correct? Master.
Yes, it's fact.
Right! Right!
Men, move the corpse out.
Yes.
Who are you?
He is wah On, he will accompany us studying.
Yes, dad.
Wah on, you helped me a lot.
It's peanut!
I promote you to be senior studying companion.
You're responsible to educate them, OK?
Thank you, Your Excellency.